Santa to Banta, "Whenever I am a few drinks down, a part of me says, "I can't keep drinking like this!" Banta: What's the big deal. So stop dinking. Santa: Hold on. The other part of me says, "Don't listen to that guy. He's drunk!"
Santa: I'm the only one in my family who drinks, which is great. Banta: Why is it great? Santa: Because to me, they're all potential liver donors!
Santa got home pretty late at night. Jeeto: How many drinks have you had? Santa: I don't know. I'm an alcoholic, not an accountant!
Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns? Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!